Justifying Idiocy
You ever meet someone who used to do hard drugs who uses that fact to justify their smoking? Sure, they used to be totally messed up, but since they are less messed up than they used to be, we are supposed to give them a cookie and be overjoyed that they are moderately messed up. As they are polluting your airspace, they always come at you with a line like:
"I used to smoke meth, but now I just smoke cigarettes."
Well, congratulations on not smoking meth. That's super. However, your argument is still like saying:
"I used to kill children, but now I just kill puppies."
It's an improvement, but you're still not quite there. Thus, no cookies for you.
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Big Cray: Accept No Substitute
1 comment:
HA! HA! This is poetic as my EX-husband used to say this alot. "But Babe, I really need a cigarette or I might go back to meth if I don't get a smoke soon!" or my favorite, "I just need a little to get me through the day, don't be mad. Hey, while you're out will you pick me up a case of beer and a bottle of jack? Please Baby, you know I'll love you forever." Divorce was sweet, then he went to the pen in '05. He gets out in '13. HAHAHAHAHA! I love it (not that he's in prison but that you said it just right) Thank you Cray.
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