Factory Slave

Do you work in a factory?

Do they pay you?

Have you ever, thinking yourself quite witty, referred to your occupation as "Factory Slave" or "Slave to XYZ Corp?"

If so, please punch yourself in the face 10 times.

The number of times you actually ended up punching yourself in the face is how witty you are on a scale of 1 to 100. You get paid. You're not a slave. You're more of a whiny bitch than anything. Why are you not punching yourself in the face?

I'm just incredibly tired of seeing and hearing people who make damn good money (some up to $30/hr) whining about being slaves. You have a job! Boo f***ing hoo! They're not gonna pay you that ridiculous money unless you actually go in and work for it. Wahhhhh! Get over yourself. People who refer to themselves as factory slaves should be shackled to their assembly lines for 6 months, without pay, forced to work while only kept alive with bread and water. Then, they can call themselves factory slaves all they want. Until then, shut the f*** up.




Why are you not punching yourself in the face?!?!
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Big Cray: Accept No Substitute