Who writes this s***?

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In what I consider a bit of an Andyish twist to the Experience, I'm going to spotlight something I saw on MySpace. Don't worry. It will have nothing to do with ads for gay guys having sex.

So, I was logging onto MySpace, doing my best to move over to the logon boxes and avoid the propaganda splash, when, for some reason, something caught my eye. It was a poorly disguised public relations ass-kiss via blog by "Michael Vick" (in quotes because it was more than likely his publicist or some other crony). Now, this is nothing out of the ordinary, and I couldn't give two s***s about this f***tard or whether he has a PR crew to do all the hard readin' and writin' for him. No, my problem was with MySpace...

...referring to him as a f***ing football LEGEND! Legend? What? The guy is 29 f***ing years old! He only debuted professionally in 2001, and has been in prison since 2007! How does that short, albeit successful, career make him a legend? The guy is more famous for being a criminal than anything he ever did on a football field. So, is he a crime legend then? Nah... he's pretty half-assed at that too. I guess he's just not legendary after all, MySpace. How about reserving that title for people who deserve it?

And now, to complete the Andy style article, I suppose I need to insert an image of something talking... so, here's Shelby with her take on Michael Vick.

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