Pretty Flowers, Rainbows, and Puppies!

Ah, life... what a beautiful thing.


What f***ing world are you living in?

I think, with this article, I'm going to take a page out of the book of a friend (meant very loosely... the kind of friend that anally violates your life with no remorse, taking no responsibility, and then continues to attempt to leech off of your good nature) and entitle this with a completely unrelated, and deceptively upbeat name... before snapping your ass back to reality so I can tell you that you probably f***ing suck.

You probably do. I'm finding it an extreme rarity to find people that do not absolutely suck. Everyone is fake. Everyone is a pop culture trash spewing lemming. Everyone sucks.

The worst part is that you don't realize you suck. You're annoying; you're a jerk; you're a self-centered, life-destroying bitch; people don't like you. Pick one, or pick all, but regardless, you suck, and I'm having to use an incredible amount of restraint at this point not to brutally beat you.

Due to the fact that I'm fairly sure you're not intelligent enough to have gotten the point yet, I'll give you a lone example showing it may just be a very small thing you do that can prove to the world that you suck. I have this very dorky friend, the kind whose words run across your eardrums like nails on a chalkboard. For years, he has been using the stupid "not" at the end of sentences... as if it were the early 90's. I hated it then, and I hate it even more now because every f***tard under the blue moon is suddenly adding "not" randomly to the end of their sentences in order to negate the meaning! Do you do this? I hate you. Please shoot yourself in the face repeatedly.

Ok, now I'm done with this post. You deserve no more.
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Big Cray: Accept no Substitute